The 2004 Dick Cheney economic plan

Good lord, our Vice-President touting the abysmal economy has found a source of untapped wealth yet not registering in economic indicators. Cheney has perhaps found the golden goose that will bring the American economy back to the go-go Clinton years. Dick's plan? Everyone should sell stuff on eBay.

Last week in Cincinnati, Cheney told voters that indicators miss the hundreds of thousands who make money selling on eBay. "That's a source that didn't even exist 10 years ago," the vice president said. "Four hundred thousand people make some money trading on eBay."

The American economy according to Cheney will rebound based on old Prince records, Spiderman underpants, backstage passes, and glass unicorns.

Um, Dick, maybe it's time to get back into your undisclosed location....